Being a major fan of Judaism and the Jewish people. This can include attending Hillel, watching Curb Your Enthusiasm, wearing a hamsa, making hammantashen for Purim, referencing the Prince of Egypt, dating someone with the last name of Cohen, Fishbein, Burnstein, Auerhahn, or Barashy, although you are but a poor Shiksa and have the last name of Smith.
Hilary is such an enjewsiast, that she spends her Friday nights drinking dessert wine and singing nigguns.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"