Stands for "Emergency No Internet Porn." Usually collected in a folder, ENIP is for chronic masturbaters who, for some reason or another, can use their computer, but cannot use the internet.
ENIP usually consists of various lewd pictures or videos, saved in a "discreet" folder.
"Yo, dude, my internet was out last night, so I had to use my ENIP to get one off."
"Holy shit. My ENIP folder is bulging with all of the bestporn."
A catchy more appealing way to address a Penis to your friends in a casual conversation. Commonly thought of as a tastier sounding word due to sound similarity to "Cheeze-nips"
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.