Stands for "Emergency No Internet Porn." Usually collected in a folder, ENIP is for chronic masturbaters who, for some reason or another, can use their computer, but cannot use the internet.
ENIP usually consists of various lewd pictures or videos, saved in a "discreet" folder.
"Yo, dude, my internet was out last night, so I had to use my ENIP to get one off."
"Holy shit. My ENIP folder is bulging with all of the best porn."
A catchy more appealing way to address a Penis to your friends in a casual conversation. Commonly thought of as a tastier sounding word due to sound similarity to "Cheeze-nips"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.