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endo gaslighting 

When your endo tells you that absolutely none of your symptoms (that you never had before partial or full thyroidectomy), are related to thyroid function, and you are forced to suffer needlessly, all because they don’t want to or can’t, (due to the system being so fucked up), do ANY deep digging, let alone use an ounce of their medically trained brain, to figure out why you always feel like shit.

You then see every other specialist (because the system has our body chopped up into parts so that we go to lots of appointments and get on lots of meds and keep the profit wheel turning) but in the end, if you’re lucky, likely due to the help of fellow thyroid cancer survivors on forums, your unmedically trained brain figures out what’s actually going on in your body and you start to forge a path to healing. that path is often riddled with obstacles because your endo will tell you you don’t know what you’re talking about. you’re connecting the dots in a sensible way they can’t handle it because it threatens their fear of their penis being too small, I mean their ego, and you have to implore them to partner with you in your now FULLY self directed healing.
concurrently you try to find healthy outlets for the rage that has accumulated that does not involve eating or bingeing on the very same purposefully addicting foods that complicate your often invisible condition.
Droves of (mostly) women, including myself, have lost years of their life because of Endo gaslighting… how could it be that a major part of our body is removed and the often life robbing symptoms that came about after surgery are unrelated AND None of the two other dozen specialists (from orthos to rheumatologists) and all of the tests and imaging they have ordered reveal any cause of said symptoms?
endo gaslighting by joan_of_arc September 19, 2022
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012