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empor-ent 

it's how people from Michigan or Minnesota pronounce important. They really can't help it. Someone from Michigan might come up with the lame excuse of it being a 'Michigander thing' Truth is it sounds funny and makes for good comedic relief. It's often always a good idea to ask someone from Michigan to pronounce Important for you or any word for that matter.
A: what's the latest on the super collider?
Mr. Pinecone: blah blah blah..........for 10 minutes
A: that sounds really empor-ent
D: hahahahahahh
A:what's so funny?
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emor is like emo but way cooler
"omg shes so emor"
emor by im so seggsy April 14, 2021
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A godly person on Nightmist,Diablo II,Warcraft III,and soon to be World of Warcraft.Hes also loved by everyone on forums that he posts on.
Watch out you may get pked by Exor.Hes very godly
exor by Some Godly Dude November 4, 2004

Exor Chaon 

One day, Exor Chaon was eating urine cake, when something popped into his wee mind.

"Hey, being anally raped/BANNED/BUNNED three times at one place could be amusing for me wee cock!" he thought to himself.

That day he registered an account at SWS2B. At the same time, he was performing oral sex on himself, because he likes teh cock.

The Exor Chaon species feasts mainly on urine cake and cock.

The Exor Chaon species, for some reason, has an obsession with proving that they are a better hacker then people think they are. (they suck as hackers though)

The Exor Chaon species also has terrible grammar, mainly using a semicolon ; instead of an apostrophe '. See the example below.
i read the rules i didn;t see it

BTE your words don;t affect me

if you can;t deal with that so be it you would have to leave instead of me

im more of a skileld hacker then i actually showed
Exor Chaon by Fiz March 29, 2004
An epic user on the app iFunny :). They post funny stuff. Lol.
The best user on iFunny :) is Exor IF.
Exor IF by Lololoenfskrve November 11, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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