emopimp 

an emo kid who knws how to make money the PROPEr way so he can buy more happy feet and bullet for my valentine cds.... yes some emos DO like happy feet. but these are the kinds who are also one fry short of a happy meal.
emo pimps usually travel in groups of 2-14 depending on how much street cred this dood has.

person 1: oh my gosh! did you just see that emopimp walk by?
person 2: yeah... he sure does know how to make his money.... shit dont come cheap you know.
emo pimp: yeah i's just playin the hoodz seen soes i can buy the LIMITED EDITION black parade... i heard it has a picture of a dead bird in it.
*person 1&2 nod*
person 1: i feel your pain you sad sorry.... sexi emo pimp.

emopimp by youmama isaloser December 12, 2008

Emo Pimp 

A boy who pretends to be part of the "emo scene" usualy 16-17 who preys upon the younger girls usualy 13-14-15 and because of how tight his girl pants are, and how skinny he is. usually about 130. and the cool shirts who wears, combined with thick black rimmed glasses, and his "scene" hair. in the years 2005, 2006 the emo pimps have been getting into really HOT girls pants by telling them that they are emo and care about their feelings. then the young girls are ditched the next by the emo pimps,and the emo pimps break it off using phrases such as "im too afraid of my heart being broken" or " i think im still in love with my ex" and then the young girls cant get mad at the emo boy because they are afraid to make them cry.

Emo Pimps Would NOT be able to get any girls if they dressed and acted like a normal person. plain and simple

Emo Pimp by Greg Niemi September 28, 2006

empimpment

When something is masquerading as empowerment but the reality is that the power belongs to someone else.

Coined by Jaguar Williams on "The Return of Jaguar Williams" video on the RealLyfe YouTube channel

When female rappers have all their rhymes written by male ghostwriters that's not empowerment - that's empimpment

empimpment by FecalTorpedo January 12, 2023

emopiphany 

Noun: When an emo attention whore finally realizes that his methods of getting attention are extremely annoying and no one pities them. They then decide to get a hair cut and hopes that people don't recognize him in the next 6 years.

Guy #1: So whatever happened to that dude?

Guy #2: I think he stopped being a whiny bitch and decided to grow a pair.

Guy #1: He finally had an emopiphany.

emopiphany by BakeEmAwayToys April 8, 2011

emojimply

verb. when one uses pictures or emojis to imply something

did you just emojimply that we should....wuuuuut!?

emojimply by Anjimeow May 16, 2016

Empimpment

When females, (creators, entertainers, etc.) are being masqueraded around using the guise of “female empowerment” but it’s actually their male counterparts that are writing their scripts/lyrics/etc making it a false empowerment because the females are merely the puppets.

“When female rappers have all their rhymes written by male ghostwriters that's not empowerment, that's empimpment.”- Jaguar Wright

Empimpment by Jag4President April 22, 2024