emolog 

A notebook in which one that claims to be emo writes in. Often about his or her friends, enemies and activities involving girlfriend or boyfriend.

The kid might be emo, but someone tried to walk off with his emolog and got the shit kicked out of them.

emolog by Mouse December 20, 2003

Evology 

The growing use and dependency on technology is leading to changes in human behavior and in the human brain. Evology, a combination of the words "evolution" and "technology," is the study of the effects of technology on human evolution.

Wired Magazine did an article about video games making kids better athletes because it trains their minds to understand the game and their role in it better.

Because of the amount of information humans are now taking in, IQ tests have had to get harder. This example of evology shows that technology is making humans smarter.

Evology by geekopedia April 5, 2010

Café Ecologist 

Generally, a government employee or environmental consultant who has no practical field skills or an understanding of ecology.

Unable to navigate in the bush without the aid of a touch screen device. Turn up into the field dressed in completely new clothes, almost always in khaki and predominately featuring an outdoors store latest season catalogue. Various digital accoutrements hang off their belt to help with managing the wilderness. Prone to printing off a small woodlands worth of paperwork with every page colour coded, labelled and compartmentalised in corresponding coloured manilla folders. Cannot change a tyre.

Spend the majority of their time in the office obsessing of minor inconsequential details which will be overlooked by the client. Readily plot survey points on a map with scant regard for topography, vegetation density or difficulty of access for which they will then send out contractors to complete the actual work. Dislike meetings but will tolerate them for the tiny catered sandwiches during mid-morning tea. Drink soy lattes.

Have the fitness of a wounded gazelle. Consider light wind a significant hazard and will accordingly cancel the days work. Accustomed to hefty meal allowances of which most will be spent on sourdough and chia seeds. Don’t like spiders or things getting in their hair. Find fieldwork emotionally and physically traumatising despite their Instagram hashtags indicating otherwise.

Readily identify as an ‘ecologist’ in their email signature.

Standing at the precipice of a volcano looking down into a cauldron of boiling, angry lava.
Ecologist 1: Who put the site down there?
Ecologist 2: A fucking café ecologist.

Café Ecologist by The Angry Biologist October 16, 2019

emmology 

a religion that believes emma watson is the daughter of god and that she is a goddess that will save humanity.

Emma Watson emmology

emmology by Emissery September 30, 2011

emosogynist 

A word coined by blog Jezebel in 2007 describing a man who comes across as feminist due to his sensitive, emo demeanor but who is in fact emotionally immature and adheres to unrealistic fantasies of women. Because he doesn't participate equally in relationships with real women he is woman-hating, therefore emosogynist.

Zach Braff is the classic example of a celebrity emosogynist.

In usage:
"He said he was breaking up with me because he couldn't give me the love I deserved."
"God, what an emosogynist."

emosogynist by sheistolerable December 14, 2007

Emmology 

Emmology is a religion that worships Emma Watson as its goddess and creator of all life and that she should be loved unconditionally by all of her followers

Person 1 dude why do u worship emma and claim to be a emmologist she just some hot actress from harry potter
person 2 because i believe she is the creator of all life and a goddess and should be worshiped for allowing us to experience all good things in life
person 1 how can i convert to emmology

Emmology by Emmologist March 1, 2013

emoloaica 

young "emo" girl from romania
not actually emo but rather hot

Andrei: mama ce as vrea sa fiu impreuna cu o emoloaica
Sebi: ai si tu 2 lei sa imi dai?

emoloaica by vanator.de.buci May 24, 2023