Sat in the bath tub mulling over your pathetic existence! Staring at ceilings wondering why you're here!

That is what we call a Shinji Ikari emoment!

Use it in a way to express an emo prospective on things, but without being accused to harshly for being a bit emo!

Friend 1:

I was just about to get out of the bath, when it dawned on me. "Who am I, why am I here, will anyone ever appreciate me!"

Friend 2:
OMG that is such a Shinji Ikari Emoment!

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Someone says:
Just had a Shinji Ikari moment in the bath!

Shinji Ikari Emoment by SunSetSphinx August 17, 2011

emoment

"Emo Moment"

A point in time where an individual engages in whining, complaining, or otherwise self-pitying behavior around others, usually in search of pity.

Emo is a style of softcore pseudo-punk music usually stereotyped as "whiny" and often features singers complaining about their bad love lives and the unfairness of life in general.

Jan had a total emoment on her Livejournal when she started up all that drama about how her boyfriend broke up with her over the Frodo/Aragorn slash forums.

emoment by Gabriel Korrigan October 15, 2004

E-Moment

A moment worth remembering. A point of where it makes someone, usually a mentally handicapped person go: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-a"

Rated on a 1-10 scale.
1. being your socks get wet
10. your best friend is eaten by mountain lions in the woods.

Paul: My name paul
Your dumbass: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-a, fucin E-Moment.

E-Moment by Lumfaous October 15, 2019

an E moment

an E moment is when you want to pay respects to somebody with an f, while having the same person catch the L, or the loss. the term was invented by instagram celebrity @anti.tv

it was an E moment when ザック told vava to shut up, when she loved ザック with all of her heart

an E moment by pieromqwerty January 28, 2019

emoment

eMoment ee-moh-muh nt

noun - a joyous occasion, passing interval of time or lifetime achievement to be professionally captured, shared, enjoyed and reminisced for generations to come.

verb - to convert stand-alone photo, video and audio artifacts into artistic digital montages that preserve the authenticity of a special moment.

Kodak moments are so 90s, today we emoment our special occasions.

The video of the guy throwing a shoe at our president was such an emoment.

emoment by arbinligind May 18, 2009

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026