emo lawn 

n. A section or plot of grass that requires no maintenance.

Guy1: I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Guy2: An emo lawn would def give us more time to spend on REAL grass.

emo lawn by Robbie_27 May 30, 2006

I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself 

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.

-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.

I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself by phillll July 26, 2008