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eminem'd 

Celebrity who has gone completely mad, numb to the outside world due to the affects of fame.
Also, who has become sugarcoated.
Eminem+the defined word above, and you'll get it.

Eminem disease 

What you have if your white and your a rapper and you actually sound good when you rap. People with this disease usually get made fun of for being a white rapper but when someone actually listens to their music they sound good and earn respect.
White guy: Hey man you wanna hear my rap song?

Black guy: *laughs* ok white boy lets see how much you suck.

*they both listen to the white guys rap song*

Black guy: Damn you ripped that shit up.

White guy: I know, and I'm white too I dont understand.

Black guy: Seems like you have the Eminem Disease.

White guy: Huh, I never knew that.

Eminem Dubstep 

A Dubstep track that remixes a song by Eminem
Average Dubstep Enjoyer 1: Yo, did you listen to the Eminem - Superman (Dubstep Remix) I sent you?
Average Dubstep Enjoyer 2: Yeah, Eminem Dubstep is my favorite genre now

eminem day

October 17th is eminem day. It is his birthday.
I'm so excited for Eminem Day
October 17th is Eminem Day
eminem day by jesse purpleman#5046 October 17, 2022

Dada, Eminem clothing 

Brands of clothing striving to emulate the "thug life" popularised by American hip-hop and rap music, though failing in its attempt. It is made of cheap polyester and is often termed "coke bottle wear" as it appears to be made out of melted down plastic coke bottles which were then woven into clothing, hence the shiny appearance.

Wearers are generally termed "white trash", "chavs" or "ferals" depending on your country of origin (USA, Britain, Australia, respectively), but all meanings are interpretted the same.

The average Dada wearer has an IQ which as a rule will not extend metaphorically past the first knuckle of the extended hand, or room temperature, whichever is less (metric system).

Vocabulary varies widely though the terms "ay", "fuck" (often used as adjective), "dole", "welfare" and "child support" are universal in all areas.

The majority of Dada wearers are white, although ironically enough they strive to be like black rappers who have popularised the style of clothing. This has led to their branding as wiggas.

Many if not all listen to Eminem and beleive him to be the be all and end all of "white trash" society, much as Jesus Christ was the Messiah to the Christian religion.

The means of transport for the majority of ferals is the VN Commodore (Australia) or the Chevy Camaro (USA)(usually accompanied by a mullet). The VN Commodore is very low to the ground, due to constantly having a "carload" in the back in case that Grandma with her shopping who happened to glance at the "feral" gives him the wrong kind of look and it is required of the aforementioned "feral" to "fuck her up" in order to assert his "gangsta" image and gain inches in the pants region.

Staple diet is marijuana and junk food, which ultimately leads to poor health and death at an early age from malnutrition, though this unfortunately has had no effect on population numbers as an established colony ("trailer park", "housing trust establishment",)can reproduce at an exponential rate in a warm environment and with the incentive of higher child support payments.

All Dada wearers are rough mannered and fighty, looking for a physical confrontation at any opportunity so as to be able to express their "gangsta" abilities and prove themselves as {sic} "tough cunts". Logic is very simple and one can usually avoid a fight by throwing any thing made of or resembling cannabis behind the advancing "feral" and proceeding to retreat in the opposite direction while the "feral" searches for the cannabis like Gollum for the One Ring.

Only known cure for "feralism" and the wearing of Dada clothing is 6 years of hard labour in a Gulag where they are subjected to harsh beatings and inhospitable weather. This way the feral repays his debt to society, for being scum and a burden on everyone around him. 6 years is generally necessary in order for the low IQ "feral" to realise he is scum and begin on the road to pennance and perhaps re-acceptance into civilised society where he is held on probation for 3 years. After this period he is a free man.

(The masculine term is used here however, their do exist equal amounts of female "ferals" or "skanks".)
"Fuck I'm sick of these fucking wannabe Eminem ferals walking around in their fucking "Coke bottle wear" Dada shirts advertising the fact that they are scum. They act like fucking rednecks, drive VN Commodores and attend our parties for the sole purpose of starting fights. Lets bring back Stalinist purges until we are rid of these glitches in the fucking Matrix"
Dada, Eminem clothing by Dan De Man December 21, 2004

Difference between Eminem and Slim Shady

While Eminem would fuck you, Slim Shady would fuck you...

... and your mother
Hoe: "Eminem and Slim Shady are the same! There's no difference!"
Bro: "There's a Difference between Eminem and Slim Shady."
Bro: "While Eminem would fuck you, Slim Shady would fuck you...

... and your mother."
Hoe: "..."