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is a very short but someone athletic person that’s loves sports , can be annoying but in a good and funny way, usually has glasses and is hispanic. is very adventurous and tends to be curios, he loves his friends and doesn’t show it well but if he does too the girl he loves gi and his best friend, emilzons tends to have best friends named cesar, and jorge. whej in love he tends to show it
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emilzon is very short
emilzon by skider101 January 4, 2025
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Emilionaiiire 

Hard a** gangsta who accomplished many things. Words/Phrases: Dats Dat, Cheezin Season, and even tho its wrong, Omish Oven, Still funny. Inventor of the greatest game played only by true G-Thugs which is the push game. *stand flat footed on the ground with somebody in front of you and try with excessive force to make the other person lose balance only using your hands to push forward*
This G will live forever in spirit.

Used as a highly recommended comment to any G that does something successful.
T-Bone: Yo Blood Bath, you are a true Emilionaiiire.

Blood-Bath: Dats Dat dawg
Emilionaiiire by The True T-Bone April 16, 2009
emilson is very attractive guy. he pulls the hottest girls and has many hoes but he’s a sweet guy and respects girls like nobody else.
emilson is so hot
emilson by snsnsmdsmsmsm October 29, 2020

fw.emilson 

The sexiest man on planet earth when females hear his name they faint because of how sexy he is also he never misses💯💯💯
guy: do you know fw.emilson?

Girl: *faints*
fw.emilson by verysexylady May 24, 2021
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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