emergenchief 

when you NEED to have a smoke session

*(kickoff for the Super Bowl is in 3 minutes)*

Yo! We need to have an emergenchief! The Super Bowl is about to start!

emergenchief by Nappy Roy March 2, 2011

emergencheese 

The cheese you use to feed a toddler or a dog medication that they will not take otherwise

Father - Honey did you give the dog her thyroid medicine?
Mother - I tried but she would not take it.
Father - Did you try the emergencheese?
Mother - I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius...

emergencheese by NickyLags April 21, 2014

emergencheese 

The cheese you use to feed a toddler or a dog medication that they will not take otherwise

Husband- Honey did you give the dog her thyroid medicine and the baby her allergy pill?

Wife - I tried but neither one of them would take it.

Husband - Did you try the emergencheese?

Wife- I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius

emergencheese by NickyLags May 15, 2014

Emergencientious 

Used to describe something that seems urgent or serious without actually being an emergency.

The team’s emergencientious planning over a minor scheduling issue wasted half the morning.

Her sudden panic over the missing stapler was completely emergencientious.

Emergencientious by JJdaCuber September 2, 2025

Emergencientious 

Used to describe something that seems urgent or serious without actually being an emergency.

The team’s emergencientious planning over a minor scheduling issue wasted half the morning.

Her sudden panic over the missing stapler was completely emergencientious.

Emergencientious by JJdaCuber September 2, 2025