elsesser 

THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

amazing people; elsessers

elsesser by poopybutt:) January 16, 2022

Elsasser 

That guy who sits in his mocs and melts girls hearts by playing gee-tar which makes them wet their pants. Also known as a sexual manuever where he rails her from behind while playing the harmonica.

Oh man! Can you believe the epic elsasser that happened last night night? She got owned!

Elsasser by shanequa 222 December 14, 2010

elmessery

Somone so stupid he cant even take a joke. Nobody likes him and he actually turns women off

I would do anything to be like an elmessery

elmessery by anonymous May 25, 2021

elsaesser 

The most supreme and well respected name out there.

That guy is great, he must be an "Elsaesser".

elsaesser by JingleBing2000 March 3, 2022