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elmsford 

1--a small village located in southern westchester county, sort of a colony to greenburgh-which has every other village in it.

2--commnly referd as whiteplains cause no one actually knows whats it is

3--seperated into three parts white,spainsh, and black side.
north elmsford which is territory of greenburgh is known as the "ghetto". South elmsford which is known as the whitey white side has as much black and spanish as the north side. northside hates to have anything to do with anything blacks because they are "trouble makers"

4--Known to have the most racist Police officers even worse than elmsfrord.

how racist are the police officers you ask?

if you are under 18 and live on north elmsford "the black side" you are not allowed to go to the elmsford day-( a celebration which is the annual party for the day elmsford was named)without a parent. how ever if you live in south elmsford you can be a new born baby and walk into the elmford celebration with out being harried by the cops1--a small village located in southern westchester county, sort of a colony to greenburgh-which has every other village in it.

2--commnly referd as whiteplains cause no one actually knows whats it is

3--seperated into three parts white,spainsh, and black side.
north elmsford which is territory of greenburgh is known as the "ghetto". South elmsford which is known as the whitey white side has as much black and spanish as the north side. northside hates to have anything to do with anything blacks because they are "trouble makers"

4--Known to have the most racist Police officers even worse than elmsfrord.

how racist are the police officers you ask?

if you are under 18 and live on north elmsford "the black side" you are not allowed to go to the elmsford day-( a celebration which is the annual party for the day elmsford was named)without a parent. how ever if you live in south elmsford you can be a new born baby and walk into the elmford celebration with out being harried by the cops
tom:where you from ma

cindy:elmsford

tom:elmsford who?

cindy:you know elmsford? whiteplains?

tom:oh yeah i know whiteplains!

--by the end of the conversation he still will have no idea where elmsford is
elmsford by ms.wesches April 21, 2008
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