A girl that is beautiful in her own way, very creative, lovely to be around, and she makes an AMAZING best friend!!! If u meet an Elliza don’t forget about her she is the best thing that will ever happen to u!!!
Moriah Elizabeth is a you tuber who has an art channel. She owns a cat, Opi, and she is married to Jordan. She mainly does “squishy makeovers” where she gets old, used squishy’s sent to her, fixes them, and paint them to look cute. She also does Squishy Bake-overs, does thrift store makeovers, makes puns, makes books to release (Create this Book 1 and 2), and pains on anything she can find (Hydro flask, phone cases, paint pallets, outlet covers, fake flowers, seashells, storage bins, etc.).
1. Chris and Elizabeth F. Are the worst couple in the world. They are a couple who cannot be separated for more than 1 second. They hug and kiss every millisecond. Chris is in this relationship for sex, while Elizabeth F. is in this relationship because her standards are very very very low. Chris and Elizabeth F. are why antidepressants were made. They are the reasons why there are gay people. They are a white trashy couple who are distant cousins. Gino and Christine are a better couple. #Matthew is better
the kind of person who doesn't like the humanities, literature, and philosophy. gets stuck with a job they don't want and out of laziness and egoism puts their own vision of cruelty, wickedness, and injustice onto the world. probably would vote for margaret thatcher or ronald reagan. can't stand the parables of jesus. reads ayn rand every day. in other words, this person should not be anywhere near the levers of power and should get into real estate or something.
oh man yesterday i saw Elizabeth Mcmullen spit in the face of this homeless person. then she punished her own father for stealing the homeless person's non-existent bike. i was never really good with logic ah.
what is that? a moral? dude morals are so naïve im like a nietzschean moral relativist and view the suffering of the weak as trivial compared to Elizabeth Mcmullen the amoral one
hi im Elizabeth McMullen and i give kids cancer cause i have no soul
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.