eliteguard

A guard who is elite at sucking cock while on the job.

That body guard sure is an eliteguard Adam Sandler told me so.

eliteguard by cc August 25, 2003

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eliteguru

The greatest and elitest that ever lived.

He is an eliteguru. He knows his way around the internet, and he is one of the best in online games.

eliteguru by Brandon Guru October 2, 2004

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Elite Guard • eliteguru

Elite Guard

Another fucking idiot associated with wordMaarlo/word

Elite Guard: Your all banned
Admin: Shutup n00b
Maarlo: BANNED!#$! OMFG!#$!

Elite Guard by n00bs July 13, 2003

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Elite Guard

He bans everyone he sees and is apparently god. Runs the maps at Hivemind.org

Me: Hey Elite
Elite Guard: Your banned
Maarlo: banned!

Elite Guard by G2 July 12, 2003

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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