elf cock 

The elf cock is something RPing fangirls and gay fanboys crave. Rumour has it elven balls are inside the body, but that's not true. Elf cocks are said to be long and thin - the opposite of a chode (or Barrel Dick as some call it) but they're just like human shlongs.

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elf cock by 2 camels in a tiny car November 1, 2010

Cock Elf 

The opposite of a Cock Block. Someone who helps you get a girl, just like Santa's little helpers.

Hey, that girl is really cute, but her friend is ugly, will you cock elf for me and dance with the ugly one?

Cock Elf by icockelf October 14, 2009