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El Caballo 

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A homosapien of the male species who has been known to have an exceptionally large penis ; a man packing the meat.
Chris: "Yo Charles, I just accidently walked in on Luis having sex!"

Charles: "Did you get a little peak?"

Chris: "Naw, I couldn't see much."

Charles: "Well, why not?"

Chris: "Cause, all I got a glimpse of, was El Caballo."

Charles: "Shit, he must be packin'."
El Caballo by CHRiS From Mars May 28, 2009
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El Caballo 

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Nickname given to Carlos Lee, a Houston Astro, which when translated from Spanish to English means big horse, which is fitting cuz Carlos is a big guy. Has a fan club consisting mostly of Mexicans who always hang out in the standing room near the Crawford boxes at Minute Made Park. Look for the guy with the big moustache!
El Caballo has just hit...whoa it's going...it's going...caught in foul territory! Maybe he'll gallop the bases next time.
El Caballo by AstroPahn1 April 10, 2009
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El Caballo 

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AKA The Lord of the Range Balls. El Caballo is the Demon ruling the land of Noogoria. He is recognized by his scorpion like face and massive legs capable of sending men 30 yards with one kick. It is also written that one day a hero will emerge and take the land of Noogoria from his grasp.
"When El Caballo arrives. All citized scatter."
El Caballo by Lord Rodericus August 13, 2003
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El Caballo 

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usually used in a weird mexican accent. Meaning "the horse" People crack up after hearing this.
Ale: Can we go to chickfila?
Vicky: El caballo! weird mexican accent
Ale: is that a yes?
El Caballo by Lababygurlj February 28, 2011
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El Caballo 

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Although, merely human, this man is typically confused for a centaur, usually due to his large endowment. El Caballo definitely doesn’t skip leg day and avoids soy products at all costs due to their tendency to cause a spike in estrogen. Subsequently, he is also hated by beta males. Fueled by croquetas and chocha, El Caballo wants and welcomes all the smoke. Also notorious for full mounting women and sitting on their faces. Despite the haters, El Caballo always stays sucker free.
“Holy shit, does he have three legs? Must be El Caballo”

“Bro, that guy doesn’t give AF what anyone thinks about him and says lo qué le sale de la pinga… ese es El Caballo”

“It’s doesn’t matter that it’s 3 of us and just him… he’s has enough dick for all of us, he’s El Caballo”
El Caballo by AnonymousCaballo November 23, 2021
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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