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El Caballo 

A homosapien of the male species who has been known to have an exceptionally large penis ; a man packing the meat.
Chris: "Yo Charles, I just accidently walked in on Luis having sex!"

Charles: "Did you get a little peak?"

Chris: "Naw, I couldn't see much."

Charles: "Well, why not?"

Chris: "Cause, all I got a glimpse of, was El Caballo."

Charles: "Shit, he must be packin'."
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El Caballo 

Nickname given to Carlos Lee, a Houston Astro, which when translated from Spanish to English means big horse, which is fitting cuz Carlos is a big guy. Has a fan club consisting mostly of Mexicans who always hang out in the standing room near the Crawford boxes at Minute Made Park. Look for the guy with the big moustache!
El Caballo has just hit...whoa it's going...it's going...caught in foul territory! Maybe he'll gallop the bases next time.
El Caballo by AstroPahn1 April 10, 2009
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El Caballo 

AKA The Lord of the Range Balls. El Caballo is the Demon ruling the land of Noogoria. He is recognized by his scorpion like face and massive legs capable of sending men 30 yards with one kick. It is also written that one day a hero will emerge and take the land of Noogoria from his grasp.
"When El Caballo arrives. All citized scatter."
El Caballo by Lord Rodericus August 13, 2003

El Caballo 

usually used in a weird mexican accent. Meaning "the horse" People crack up after hearing this.
Ale: Can we go to chickfila?
Vicky: El caballo! weird mexican accent
Ale: is that a yes?
El Caballo by Lababygurlj February 28, 2011

El Caballo 

Although, merely human, this man is typically confused for a centaur, usually due to his large endowment. El Caballo definitely doesn’t skip leg day and avoids soy products at all costs due to their tendency to cause a spike in estrogen. Subsequently, he is also hated by beta males. Fueled by croquetas and chocha, El Caballo wants and welcomes all the smoke. Also notorious for full mounting women and sitting on their faces. Despite the haters, El Caballo always stays sucker free.
“Holy shit, does he have three legs? Must be El Caballo”

“Bro, that guy doesn’t give AF what anyone thinks about him and says lo qué le sale de la pinga… ese es El Caballo”

“It’s doesn’t matter that it’s 3 of us and just him… he’s has enough dick for all of us, he’s El Caballo”
El Caballo by AnonymousCaballo November 23, 2021
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026