ejaction seat 

The seat that you masturbate in.

Your bro: Dude. Don't sit there. That is my ejaction seat.
You: That's fucking disgusting, man.

ejaction seat by brostradamusmandudechill March 3, 2011

ejection seat 

A sexual position in which the woman lays down on her back and man stradles her face. In this position the man reverse titty fucks the woman while the woman tosses his salad. After the man cums he then initiates a fart in the woman's face at which time she is so disgusted that she pushes him off...hence the ejection seat.

My girlfriend was in a kinky mood last night so I gave her an ejection seat to get my ass munched on and so I could cum on her tits.

ejection seat by Pacos November 1, 2005

ejection seat 

Refers to a static-electricity-prone outhouse-throne, whereby if you move around too much on the seat in an effort to squeeze out all the poop, the friction of your clothing rubbing on the wood/plastic/porcelain may cause a spark that detonates the accumulated methane in the pit underneath you and explosively goes off like a cannon, forcibly ejecting you out through the roof of the outhouse, That's why some outhouses are built so tall, to give you somewhat of a "buffer zone" overhead so that hopefully the force of the blast will be sufficiently dissipated before it propels you very high.

City slicker, looking disgustedly at the super-primitive outhouse at his country-cousin's out-in-the-sticks property: Hey, what's with the mattress duct-taped to the ceiling and the clamshell-hinged roof -panels???
Country cousin: Oh, that's just in case the ejection seat goes off unexpectedly... this wire and wrist-strap is to hopefully dissipate static electricity build-up sufficiently, though... you put it on when you're poopin', and take it ff again when you're done.

ejection seat by QuacksO December 26, 2016

Ejection Seat 

a demeaning sexual position in which the female is thrown from the top bunk immediately after the male reaches climax

Nick: Dude i had this chick over the other night and i gave her the ejection seat and told her to leave before my girlfriend came back.

Phil/Chris: Youre my hero you italian stud!

Ejection Seat by Phill, Chris and Nick June 26, 2007

Apollo Ejection Seat 

In a forced sexual encounter between two males where one male tries to penetrate the other male but the second male poops out the first male's penis with enough force to make a sound and create a moment of surprise giving the second man a chance to escape.

When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat

Apollo Ejection Seat by Boodlooder Jeet December 8, 2016

Ejection Seating

The intentional, passive-aggressive act of behaving in a sudden, eccentric, or highly unappealing manner (often via text or on a date) to force the other person to end the relationship or ghost you first, thereby avoiding the uncomfortable responsibility of initiating the breakup.

Named after the pilot mechanism used to forcefully propel oneself out of an aircraft in an emergency; in dating, the person hits their own emotional "eject" button by making the situation unworkable for the partner.

"I didn't hear back after my last date, but I think I just got ejection seated—he suddenly started sending me three-page manifestos about his theories on ancient aliens."

"He didn't want to break up with her before the holidays, so he started ejection seating by moving into his mom's basement and only communicating through interpretive dance videos."

"I tried to get a second date, but she responded to my text with a detailed financial plan for our retirement. I think I just got ejection seated."

Ejection Seating by Aura Lucia October 30, 2025