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He is so EIZFAN
eizfan by MSEBMF September 13, 2020
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“hey girl, how was the guy you brought home last night?”
“oh i had a really great time. he’s a total eizan!”
eizan by acinetobacter November 23, 2021
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eizfan eizlan eirfan eizaan eizan
Someone who's the type to bottled up feelings, and refuse to opens up. Situationally kind, depending on the mood, sometimes might be a pushover and sometimes might be an asshole. Generally complex being honestly, or maybe actually simple but prefer to make things complicated for others. Also, an introvert. Someone who prefers to be a mob or a side character in their life, dislike to standout but anyhow always managed to do stupid things that attract lots of people attention. A type of person that always dwell in the past, constantly haunted by it especially when trying to sleep.
Why do you keep trying to befriend him? He's eirfan lmao
"Not sure, but I think of it as a challenge to befriend him, he's somewhat like a hurdle that I must overcome"
eirfan by e_fann November 22, 2021
it is the sweetest name ever mentioned and heard by people and friends.
hye eizlan, awww !
eizlan by caep November 22, 2021
it is the sweetest name ever mentioned and heard by people and friends.
hye eizlan, awww… what a name !
eizlan by caep November 22, 2021
Eizaan is a crazy and a monkey boy
Eizaan always irritate others and climb on the trees
eizaan by anonymous January 16, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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