Eighteen Years

1. The sentence a man gets, in years of Child Support, when he has sex with a dishonest female that refuses to take responsibility for her actions and get an abortion.

1. I had sex with Brittany Spears and got Eighteen Years.

2. I feel you, I'm doing thirty-six years, myself.

Eighteen Years by Buttfuckme April 1, 2021

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eighteen years old

The year when your parents no longer whoop your ass.

Person 1: I TURNED EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!
Person 2: No more ass whooping from your parents!

eighteen years old by iTwilight April 12, 2009

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Eighteen Years-Good

adj; somthing that is as wonderful as sex that is so good, its worth the eighteen years of child support your ass has to pay for not wearing a condom.

Leaving it in felt really good, but not eighteen years-good.

Eighteen Years-Good by robes March 10, 2006

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Eighteen year bet

When a group of males invite a group of females to a pool party and ejaculate into the pool. The guy who doesn't get a single girl pregnant is declared the winner.

Jeff: jimmy is down with the guys playing eighteen year bet.
Bob: quite the risk taker he is

Eighteen year bet by Beekmaster21 November 23, 2017

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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