ehssen 

Most beautiful girl, that most people admire. Very talented, loves God and loves sports.Sometimes viewed as an angle. Everyone wants to be her, or at least be around her. Can have total mood swings sometimes, but still she is the numero uno. Beautiful smile and outrageous body! Swagged out, indeed she is!

Girl-Did you know Ehssen was Miss of the party?

Girl2- Yea, you know it's going to be hot if Ehssen is throwing it!!

Girl- Of Course, she's the best!!

ehssen by Queen's Road November 21, 2021

ehsense 

a very sexy, cute, anime lover, who has a 6,900,000 inch dong. Sweet and milky pp sauce and doesn't know his dogs name. Talks his shit to jaydo in the commons area every morning. He is also very fat and is not skinny whatsoever. Could shit on Michael Boles in a fight. Also lives off of grilled cheese, water, rogue energy and bread. Lives an hour away in a trailer park and would 1v1 boink on 30 fps, not because he's confident but so boink cant talk shit. Was caught for being "too loud" by Michael cook. Blamed Devin for breaking the racket when he actually did it himself. Would trade his entire locker for the baseball skin. OG season 3 power chord fucking ruined by fortnite fuck epic games in the chat. Always in the mood to edit shit, and the first thing he did in 2020 was vibe. Karen Cook felt bad for ehsense so she went out and bought him a mountain dew. Also, when his pp gets hard it is the size of a football field. Jealous of the four letters money-shitting ability. Chops wood 24/7 and gets his money worth of monster bucks. Sense never likes to be a dick about anything. Watches comikazie all night and gets 4 hours of sleep. . ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Michael: is that a minecraft skeleton over there?

Renny: no thats just ehsense.

ehsense by ehsesne February 7, 2020

essence-of-puss 

The fundamental odor of vaginal moisture.

Essence-of-puss describes the familiar and attractive odor that comes from vaginal moisture stimulated by sexual desire.

A man and a woman, just having finished passionate foreplay, were cuddling each other in bed. At one point, the man put his hand to his wife's face, to caress and admire her and she said "uummm! Your fingers smell like essence-of-puss."

essence-of-puss by Westphalia July 19, 2014

Man Essentials 

The premier place for closet homosexual males to stare at men's underwear bulges online.

I secretly love staring at men's underwear ads when my girlfriend is away. Not only am I the Man Essentials President, I'm also their #1 client.

Man Essentials by GetOutOfTheCloset November 8, 2011

Sie Sind Das Essen Und Wir Sind Die Jager 

A German phrase from the anime Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin. It is said at the beginning of the anime's theme song, and has become popular.

It translates to:
1.You are the prey and we are the hunters.
2. Are you the prey? No, we are the hunters.

Person 1: Have you seen Attack on Titan?
Person 2: Oh yeah man, I love that anime!
Both (yelling loudly and in unison): SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER

Sie Sind Das Essen Und Wir Sind Die Jager by OP-Kun November 19, 2013

essential oils 

What anti-vaxxers use to efficiently and effectively accomplish nothing. Quickest way to deny your children their right to healthcare (which is an actual human right, Article 25), killing your children in the process. Normal people use this to moisturize their skin.

Karens usually find their little bottles of nothingness on Facebook in a group full of other soccer moms who have also successfully been tricked by an MLM.

Karen: Honey, our little girl apparently contracted measles, and I don't even know how!

Bob: Did you get her vaccinated?

Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook.

Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now.

Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government.

essential oils by derpsderps February 12, 2019

furrble essence

1. Anything of, related, or pertaining to a furrble (see definition of FURRBLE).

2. A fictitous shampoo developed for shmees (see definition of SHMEE) using rigorous scientific methods, only the finest quality botanicals, and a sacred ingredient. A spin-off of Herbal Essence, but for shmees.

"Hey honey, while you are at the store, can you pick up another bottle of Furrble Essence for our resident shmee? Her furry ass is a little flakey. And don't be cheap for Christ's sake, get the commercial grade 60 oz. bottle!"

furrble essence by DMW576 January 13, 2008