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a very sexy, cute, anime lover, who has a 6,900,000 inch dong. Sweet and milky pp sauce and doesn't know his dogs name. Talks his shit to jaydo in the commons area every morning. He is also very fat and is not skinny whatsoever. Could shit on Michael Boles in a fight. Also lives off of grilled cheese, water, rogue energy and bread. Lives an hour away in a trailer park and would 1v1 boink on 30 fps, not because he's confident but so boink cant talk shit. Was caught for being "too loud" by Michael cook. Blamed Devin for breaking the racket when he actually did it himself. Would trade his entire locker for the baseball skin. OG season 3 power chord fucking ruined by fortnite fuck epic games in the chat. Always in the mood to edit shit, and the first thing he did in 2020 was vibe. Karen Cook felt bad for ehsense so she went out and bought him a mountain dew. Also, when his pp gets hard it is the size of a football field. Jealous of the four letters money-shitting ability. Chops wood 24/7 and gets his money worth of monster bucks. Sense never likes to be a dick about anything. Watches comikazie all night and gets 4 hours of sleep. . ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Michael: is that a minecraft skeleton over there?

Renny: no thats just ehsense.
ehsense by ehsesne February 7, 2020
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Eisenseite

A german archaism for a conservative man that puts the prospects of his family over his personal interests and desires.
A:I always wanted to be an artist but,if I want to establish a family in the future, I need a safe job and a good paycheck,so I decided to study Law at an university.

B:I respect that. You know how to deal with responsibilities. You are a true Eisenseite.
Eisenseite by Firefox-31 January 30, 2020
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Essense is a sweet outgoing girl who is very happy and pretty and the type of girl some one could fall in love with.
Wow she is so sweet she must be Essense.
essense by Pizza lover 8884358 April 11, 2016

Mob Essense 

The experience of a large, unruly crowd or group, often characterized by intense emotions, energy, or chaos. It can also describe the collective spirit or atmosphere generated by a crowd.
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-they are giving Mob Essense
Mob Essense by Lillily January 18, 2024
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