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egyptian goggles

Placing one's balls over a sleeping victim's eyes.
We gave that moron a pair of egyptian goggles because he fell asleep first.
by Scott November 13, 2003
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Egyptian Eye Goggles

When a man squats over a sleeping person and allows his testicles to sag down to gently lay on top of the closed eyes of said person.
*Person 1* " HA, Barb sure had a nice pair of Egyptian Eye Goggles on last night."

*Person * "Haha yeah bro, Trent gave her eyelids rug burn with those hairy things.
by bigoldfatguy January 3, 2012
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egyptian googles

A more aggresive version of the Egyptian goggles.

A male egaculates his load all over the ass of another male, then punches the asshole of the male until shit falls out. Then the puncher dips his genitals in the shit cum mixture and procedes to violently smash his balls into the eye sockets of the unsuspecting male. Thus causing the other male to ejaculate.
Derek thought that Jeremy was a gential giant but was in for a bone crushing suprise when Jeremy gave him the egyptian googles.
by shit covered bob May 2, 2009
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