egid
when your going up for your 5th grade presentation and you get a boner and have to hide it with a poster.
egid
egidija
The name originally occupied by the Lithuanian origin has a beautiful ring. Many people don’t know how lucky they are to meet an Egidija. They are mostly shy people with an uprising personality. Egidija’s mostly have blond/ brown hair with blue/brown eyes. They are not so affectionate when it comes to sadness and don’t know how to handle people but are heartfelt, humorous and good listeners.
egidija by Lithuanian001 April 19, 2019
egidia
An extremely loud, confrontational but hilarious middle-aged portugese woman who has an extreme love for wheels of dried figs and jars of spanish olives.
She responds to most questions in the form of argument, or with "UUHHH".
At any opportunity will inappropriately burp, joke about penises, or graphically describe her own sexual desires.
Can be defeated in battle with elbow punches or exploitation of her lactaphobia (fear of dairy products)
She responds to most questions in the form of argument, or with "UUHHH".
At any opportunity will inappropriately burp, joke about penises, or graphically describe her own sexual desires.
Can be defeated in battle with elbow punches or exploitation of her lactaphobia (fear of dairy products)
Michael (23years old work colleague):"Happy 51st Birthday Egidia!! Your a bit over the hill now!" (tounge in cheek)
Egidia(51 years old):" i'm Still young enough to do YOU!!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA"
Egidia(51 years old):" i'm Still young enough to do YOU!!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA"
egidia by lord of the rings extra October 8, 2009
Egide
This is an adorable man, who’s loves by almost every girl on the planet. He has 7/8 special friends that give him the courage to live. He loves his friends and his friends love him. Egide thinks outside of the box and won’t let anything make him think that he can’t do it. Egide is also a critical person ans easily hates random people, but that’s okay right? The most people find him very very very funny. Egide is good with animals but he doens’t like aggresive dogs, cause they scare him easily.
1. Look! There’s that boy, egide, he is so cute.
2. Actually, i want to be egides friend, but he stays close to his bestfriends so i can’t really start a conversation...
2. Actually, i want to be egides friend, but he stays close to his bestfriends so i can’t really start a conversation...
Egide by Moniquexxdany January 25, 2018
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
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