egidia

An extremely loud, confrontational but hilarious middle-aged portugese woman who has an extreme love for wheels of dried figs and jars of spanish olives.

She responds to most questions in the form of argument, or with "UUHHH".
At any opportunity will inappropriately burp, joke about penises, or graphically describe her own sexual desires.

Can be defeated in battle with elbow punches or exploitation of her lactaphobia (fear of dairy products)

Michael (23years old work colleague):"Happy 51st Birthday Egidia!! Your a bit over the hill now!" (tounge in cheek)

Egidia(51 years old):" i'm Still young enough to do YOU!!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA"

by lord of the rings extra October 8, 2009

emidia

Emidia is a drop dead gorgeous woman that will always be by your side no matter what. She will always put family first and keep everyone safe as much as possible. She will never let you down and constily be worried about the people she loves the most.An Emidia falls in love easily so don’t mess with their feelings. Their one of the most hard working people out and any obstacle thrown at her, they will also go around it. Caring for people is one of their strong suit which would make them a wonderful mother. Love her, respect her, and care for her and she will do the same in return.

I love you Emidia, your such a wonderful mom and you always do what you can as a single mother. I’m so great full I got someone like you as my mother that cares and would do anything to protect you babys. {Emily Torres}

by Ems144 May 30, 2018

elidia

elidia is short but she will is known for standing out. she is one of the most beautiful girls you will know. there is nobody else you will meet like her. she can be really weird and can act dumb at times but she is one of the smartest of her class. if you meet an elidia you should keep her.

damn did you hear about that elidia girl, she has like 6 guys on her already

by crack head booty lover March 8, 2019

Elidia

Elidia is a very sweet ,caring , beautiful, outgoing and sexy. She is very good at sex and will make you want a child w her . She is thick but gets really insecure with her body. She is the most loyal girl you will ever meet and she will poor her heart out to her boyfriend no matter what. She can be stubborn at times but she is willing to do everything and anything for you. Elidia is very goofy and likes to cuddle even if she is mad . Aside from that Elidia is very good at giving advice, and sucking dick . If you ever date an Elidia don’t give her away cause you’ll never find someone else like her nd she has what other girls don’t.

“Damn you see that Elidia girl , sshe is so hot “

by anonymous October 18, 2020

eidia

She is a multilangual mamacita who always picks good movies. Loves starbucks and carries red umbrellas. She uses "bitch nitz" a lot and has a thing for mexican waiters. She is trustworthy and takes good photographs and wants to name her first child Vermont. She gets along SO well with Julia's and likes to eat waffles all day if possible.

ex1:i took my eidia umbrella wit me today.
ex2:i need an eidia frap.
ex3:that was an eidia pic
ex4:she's like eidia trustworthy.
ex5:it's eidea's baby name. (vermont)

by juju coco t. January 11, 2008

Elidia

One of the smartest people you will ever meet
She is also basically a GOD
She’s not weird at all
She is also very pretty and has the prettiest eyes ever

Elidia is a GOD

by Unknown_sir November 21, 2021

egidija

The name originally occupied by the Lithuanian origin has a beautiful ring. Many people don’t know how lucky they are to meet an Egidija. They are mostly shy people with an uprising personality. Egidija’s mostly have blond/ brown hair with blue/brown eyes. They are not so affectionate when it comes to sadness and don’t know how to handle people but are heartfelt, humorous and good listeners.

“Happy birthday Egidija!” Said Dave

by Lithuanian001 April 19, 2019