Egg-shaped

adj. Having the general proportions of an egg (that is, round-ish, but thinner at the top than at the bottom); Badass, someone you don't mess with

"In Sonic the Hedgehog games (for Sega), Dr. Robotnik is so egg-shaped!"
"Yeah, he totally pwned me when I played that game."

by Aoi Leann February 23, 2005

egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 8, 2023