Eggshaper

1. A fat or overweight person. Made-up insult for men who need a special word to sneer and act superior.

Also: waddling eggshaper, waddler. Same family as “Flat Stanley” when he wants to insult a woman for being too thin or not curvy enough. Nobody wins. He is grading meat.

2. A control word. The guy who says it is usually the gym-and-badge type — law-enforcement energy, prosecutor mouth, CrossFit religion, enforcer of dread game. He will not compliment you. He will say he’s “bad with words.” Then he will have a full speech ready about a stranger’s body. He calls other women eggshapers so you hear the threat: *stay useful or you become the joke.* He will compare you to younger women. He will hold higher standards for you than he does for himself. He will push workouts while talking about lipo. He withholds warmth, then acts confused when you get upset and those feelings will be a problem. That is abuse with a gym membership.

“What’s an eggshaper?”

“Apparently that overweight woman eating mozzarella sticks.”

“What did she do?”

“She existed while fat.”

“Oh. So what’s wrong with him?”

“Apparently other people’s body fat causes him emotional distress.”

Eggshaper by SCURRYING BIRDIE September 9, 2026

eggchaser 

A derogatory term for a Rugby Football player.

Real Football Fan:
Handball! ...Ref!!

eggchaser by Abdo May 7, 2003

eggsperg

a brilliant ceo of a great company who strives for success and a high quality product at an affordable price.

hello joe u eggsperg

eggsperg by JoeSeabuhr August 1, 2018

eggsasperated 

Refers to a sore-emotions feeling that you get regarding an egg-related issue.

I put a pot on the stove to boil some eggs, but then I forgot to add the eggs to the pot, and so I discovered nuthin' but an "empty" pot after boiling it for five minutes! I was sooooo eggsasperated!

eggsasperated by QuacksO October 9, 2018

EggSheRan

A play on the famous singer Edsheeran but he is a big juicy omelet which makes all the woman run to it. The omelet hads a big face of a beautiful man with ginger hair with a guitar. This man makes all of the woman run to it.

Bryan: "Have you seen the eggsheran sitting on main street?"

Fernando: "Yeah Ive seen the eggsheran, my girlfriend ran to it while we were in pupuseria leaving me alone"

EggSheRan by Bryan Hernandez Arevalo February 4, 2026