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Professionals have standards. Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. - Tf2 Sniper

Efficient 

Extremely hard working, always functioning at the highest of standards, and finding the best possible solution. Other wise known as a Miriam.
"Oh my god, how did she get all of this DONE?!"
"She's efficient...Duh."

Example 2:
"No no, it takes 30 minutes to get to Whole Foods. There is no possible way for you to get there in twenty minutes."

"Bam! there in ten. "

energy efficient 

Marketing speak for "doesn't work worth a fuck". Only saves any appreciable energy by the placement of the "energy efficient" sticker, which discourages anyone from using it.
That "energy efficient" automatic door takes about five minutes to open, so everyone not in a wheelchair has learned to just open the door the old-fashioned way. Guess it really does save energy! What a piece of shit.
energy efficient by GeneralSeptem November 30, 2013

efficientize 

to make something better, to make it more efficient
wow found out a way to efficientize a windows machine (lol oxymoron)...
efficientize by Alexander Miles September 19, 2008

Efficient Butter 

The term used when somebody efficiently orders an item or food product, sometimes used when somebody performs another action efficiently however this is wrong.
Jim: Hey wanna order some chinese

Fred: Already done, i read your mind

Jim: You are the definition of efficient butter

Fred: Haha, cheers mate
Efficient Butter by Madman248 July 14, 2011

efficient riding 

Crappy Weather+Less People at The Amusement Park+Short Lines=More rides that can be rode in one day
Man, letโ€™s go to Cedar Point today!

Yea, the weather is shitty so that sounds like a day full of efficient riding!
efficient riding by E19 June 3, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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