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The sweetest person on earth. One who will be your faithful friend, a loyal significant other, a wonderful parent and a patient neighbour. As perfect as they sound, they are a force to be reckoned with. They'll send you to the sun if you mess with 'em or their spouse. You're in for trouble if you blow leaves in their front yard or step on their lawn. Treat them with love and they'll fly you to the moon and back. You're blessed if you have an Effrey in your life.
Person 1: Hey who's that?
Person 2: His name is Effrey.
Person 1: Is he taken?
Person 2: Yup. I'm his.
Person 1: Damn you're lucky.
effrey by dontmesswithmyuwu November 22, 2021
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To himself and most likely to take ya bitch if u try to piss him off
Yo don’t fuck with effre or he will grab ya bitch and make love to her
Effre by Chicken pop tarts June 19, 2020
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effrey • effre • effery • EFFNEY • Effrayin • effren • Effryl
you don't like something or something/someone makes you mad or did you wrong.
Timmy stood me up and went to the movies with ashley".."thats effery..
effery by ibeatomyowndance July 4, 2010
The act of screwing someone over.
Me and bob agreed on a trade and he decided to effryl me by trading the exact same trade to someone else.
Effryl by RR14 September 20, 2011
an idiot.
effre by b1tchfAce June 15, 2020
Effre is a man/boy who is most likely to treat his women like a queen and put his women before his bro’s
Yo effre let’s hang out nah ima be with wifey tonight
Effre by Chicken pop tarts June 19, 2020
A small tiny type of Asian who likes bad YouTube channels and pisses everybody off and is an ass
Man, that guy is such an effren!mwhat a dick!
effren by Sneaky snek December 12, 2016
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