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effectionist 

noun & verb
The balance of being highly effective, producing desired outcomes and achieving results with minimal effort.

An Effectionist has high standards but never lets an opportunity to refine or iterate go to waste. An Effectionist challenges the status quo, continuously seeking more efficient ways of doing a task and / or streamlines the effort expelled. Effectionist's want the greatest return for their invested input.
I am an effectionist, I like to get things done to a high standard but never worry about being perfect or allow myself to procrastinate.
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Affectionist 

Someone who likes to show affection in either different ways, or just one.
"Hey, have you heard of that one girl down the road?"
"Yeah, she's a real affectionist. Loves to give hugs."
Affectionist by Medium 20 August 31, 2020

electionist

A man or a woman leaning left that routinely interfere with elections.
Hillary Clinton is quite the electionist.
electionist by missed_nfo July 14, 2021

erectionist 

A person, probably someone who was assigned male at birth, who stormed the Capitol on January 6th.
“The Erectionist proudly displayed horned hat atop the Speaker’s podium.”
erectionist by jdiddy-yo May 21, 2024

Erectionist (/ɪˈrɛk.ʃə.nɪst/)

1. A person who frequently experiences or gets erections, often at inconvenient or inappropriate times.
2. Someone who is unreasonably proud of their frequent arousal.
3. A person who gets an erection so often it could be considered their part‑time job.
(no examples provided) Erectionist (/ɪˈrɛk.ʃə.nɪst/)