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Cleaner version of F*ck you!
A: You are such a yag!
B: Eff you fastard!
eff you by bretfort October 11, 2009
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eff you see kay why oh you 

These slang words, when fully sounded out, mean "F-U-C-K Y-O-U"
Some people write, draw, or text this sentence to someone just because they are scared of fully just saying "fuck you."
And most adults, supervisors, or teachers wont notice it. They would this its just some funny slang for no reason or another.
Guy 1: "Too bad, Gerald! You missed the party! It was awesome, oh boo ho!"

Guy 2: "You know what? Eff You See Kay Why Oh You!!"

Eff You Mode 

A state of athletic performance that only a select group of players are capable of achieving. It involves putting the team on one’s back without any regard for the opponent or fellow teammates. However, even while spurning any sort of help from teammates, the athlete is able to single-handedly take over the game due to sheer physical dominance.

Term coined by Bill Simmons aka The Sports Guy
"Hey did you watch Michael Jordan’s Hall of Fame speech last night? After about 5 minutes he was in full-blown Eff You Mode. He even flew out the guy who made the high school team ahead of him just to shove it in his face."

"Wow, I had no idea he still had that in him!"
Eff You Mode by KeyserSoze6 April 29, 2011

Eff You Signaling 

Eff you signaling is the conspicuous expression of lousy moral values. A variation on virtue signaling, eff you signaling is a statement or action intended to express complete disdain for traits broadly considered to be virtuous - kindness, consideration, concern for the environment, respect for human rights, etc.
Bruce's post about "libtard snowflakes crying for trannies to use girls bathrooms" was eff you signaling, to make sure everyone knows that he hates LGBTQ people and is proud of it.
Eff You Signaling by Dr. Khaos April 29, 2020

ess tee eff you 

The written out pronunciation of the acronym "STFU", which stands for "Shut the fuck up".
wE dun likes what u says SO ess tee eff you hoe
ess tee eff you by bklethal April 22, 2009

double-you-tee-eff 

The pronounciation of the acronym wtf. Usually spoken by the vets of online gaming who've also seen the End of Ze World video.
"Double-you-tee-eff mate?!"
double-you-tee-eff by Hadraniel January 10, 2005

double you tee eff 

The elogated form of wtf, without actually saying "what the fuck?"
Double you tee eff! Why did you just say that you idiot?!?!
double you tee eff by Fifi December 23, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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