eddie kaspbrak

THE BEST. SIMPLY. literally perfect man who is gay as all hell for richie tozier. hes asthmatic and small and i love him smsmsmsmsmssmm. hes in it by stephen king or whatever

emo loner: whos eddie kaspbrak? sounds lame...
chad: he's the best human to exist, a god compared to you, lowlife scum.

by ifck3durm0m September 30, 2021

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the best person ever!! hes from IT which is by stephen king. hes so very very gay and the most perfect adorable human ever. he and richie tozier are married. jes also asthematic and a hypochondriac with an abusive mother :/ . eddie supremacy. yes i kin richie🤢🤢 if you couldnt tell...😒

normal man: hey whos your fave losers club member?
a chad: eddie kaspbrak
a virgin: anyone else
be a chad!!

by ifck3durm0m September 18, 2021

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Eddie Kaspbrak

From the movie IT (2017) played by Jack Dylan Grazer. The smolest bean I love him so much. Has a BITCH MOM named Sonia. Biiiiig hypochondriac. Is absolutely IN LOVE with Richie Tozier (Finn Wolfhard)

Spoilers!!!-

Is also dead (RIP I LOVE YOU WAHHHHH)

We stan Eddie

Jennifer- OH MY GOSH IT'S EDDIE KASPBRAK!!
Ashley- Jennifer, we've seen IT 28 times now.
Jennifer- I know, he's just too cute!

by bigsimpforsydneynovak January 30, 2023

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One of the characters from Stephen King's IT. He's small, asthmatic and gay and he's afraid of germs and sicknesses. Played by Jack Dylan Grazer in the 2017 version, and Adam Faraizl and Dennis Christopher in the 1990 version. Often described as a "Mini tornado"

This tornado is so furious, it's like Eddie Kaspbrack

by rain_. December 15, 2017

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