eddie kaspbrak

THE BEST. SIMPLY. literally perfect man who is gay as all hell for richie tozier. hes asthmatic and small and i love him smsmsmsmsmssmm. hes in it by stephen king or whatever

emo loner: whos eddie kaspbrak? sounds lame...
chad: he's the best human to exist, a god compared to you, lowlife scum.

eddie kaspbrak by ifck3durm0m September 30, 2021

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eddie kaspbrak

the best person ever!! hes from IT which is by stephen king. hes so very very gay and the most perfect adorable human ever. he and richie tozier are married. jes also asthematic and a hypochondriac with an abusive mother :/ . eddie supremacy. yes i kin richie🤢🤢 if you couldnt tell...😒

normal man: hey whos your fave losers club member?
a chad: eddie kaspbrak
a virgin: anyone else
be a chad!!

eddie kaspbrak by ifck3durm0m September 18, 2021

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Eddie Kaspbrak

From the movie IT (2017) played by Jack Dylan Grazer. The smolest bean I love him so much. Has a BITCH MOM named Sonia. Biiiiig hypochondriac. Is absolutely IN LOVE with Richie Tozier (Finn Wolfhard)

Spoilers!!!-

Is also dead (RIP I LOVE YOU WAHHHHH)

We stan Eddie

Jennifer- OH MY GOSH IT'S EDDIE KASPBRAK!!
Ashley- Jennifer, we've seen IT 28 times now.
Jennifer- I know, he's just too cute!

Eddie Kaspbrak by bigsimpforsydneynovak January 30, 2023

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eddie kaspbrack

One of the characters from Stephen King's IT. He's small, asthmatic and gay and he's afraid of germs and sicknesses. Played by Jack Dylan Grazer in the 2017 version, and Adam Faraizl and Dennis Christopher in the 1990 version. Often described as a "Mini tornado"

This tornado is so furious, it's like Eddie Kaspbrack

eddie kaspbrack by rain_. December 15, 2017

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Funny as fuck and is hot as fuck

My eyes wondered over to eddiekaspbracksgayass and I was immediately INLOVE

eddiekaspbracksgayass by Ian fead February 22, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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