The surname of a notorious Russian family clan.
This clan came to Germany between 2001-2004.
Especially through their criminal offences in the East German small town Halberstadt and especially in the old disco "Salut" they became known.
Mostly they drive BMW's or Mercedes vehicles and have no pronounced beard growth.
Person : Hey, man, you wanna go out to the salute tonight and get drunk on Öttinger?
Me : No, nigger? Are you completely retarded?
The Ebengards are in the Salut today, they will destroy everything and everyone again.
The most epic of personalities that can be contained in one body without the explosion of the universe due to too much awesome in one vessel at one time and the best of people in life you are lucky to have ever talked to one let alone get to know them on a personal level
Dude I'm totally blessed to have evengotten the chance to meet an eberhard.
A real douche of a lady who has balls bigger than her father. She will drink a beer like the best of them but can't hold a dip to save her life. A real hard ass who shaves her chin so she can scratch her stubble on her victims.
much like that of a horses ass hole! Prefers sloppy seconds, showers once a month, and likes to pretend like he doesn't like it in the ass from other men! Also known as a sabertooth for his deranged fronttooth that never gets brushed!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"