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eavesturbate

v.: to masturbate while eavesdropping on another person or persons having sex. (A fusion of: "eavesdrop", Eng., to listen secretly upon another; and "masturbate", Eng., to pleasure oneself sexually).
I'm pretty sure my creepy roommate eavesturbates on me and Zelda when we're fucking.
by Amos the Puppyfucker July 23, 2010
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