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Eat The Corn

Something you can write on the bathroom wall at your local bar in the crapper for a qwik laugh.
"EAT THE CORN"
Eat the corn. Drunk people laugh at this.
Eat The Corn by LayItonYou March 23, 2007
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eat the corn

hmmmmmmmmm..... I thought this would be self explanatory. I think everyone has heard this expression: That chick is so hot that I would eat the corn out of her shit. Well, thats where this comes from. Its just a shorter version.
1) Baby, you sure are lookin fine tonight... in fact you look so fine I'd "eat the corn".

2) Hey Schmed, looky over there.. she looks like Pam Anderson....man, I'd definitely "eat the corn".

3) Dude, your Mom is so hot...tell her I wanna "eat the corn".
eat the corn by Ezeerider July 31, 2004

Eat the corn outa my stool! 

Boss: "You are going to have to stay late and work on the project your co-worker didn't finish."

Employee: "Eat the corn outa my stool!"

I would eat the corn out of her shit 

Similar to I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

A chick so incredibly hot that you would poke through her feces to recover undigested corn to eat.
"That Jamie is so hot, I would eat the corn out of her shit"

I'd eat the corn out of her shit 

A term used when describing the hotness of a female or to describe an extreme need for food.
1.Brian said he though that chick was so hot I'd eat the corn out of her shit.
2.Waumans said that he was so hungry that he'd eat the corn out of her shit.

You eat the corn and the cob

To physically eat the corn and the entire cob.
Hey Lisa! You eat the corn and the cob.
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