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eat the babies

when you eat a baby and you throw it back up through your mouth and then you fuck the dead baby like theres no tomorrow! And then you cut the baby up and stick them to trees, after this step you go back to the trees and take the remains of the baby down so no one will no of the murder you did.... next u eat the fuckin god damn baby like u did before.
hahah i just ate your FUCKING BABY! EAT THE BABIES!

Eat the babies! 

A phrase used to describe the act of swallowing semen.

Also known as an act of cannabalism that is viewed in a positive light.

It's what you tell the wife when she is getting mouthy about being hungry.

A term used to describe anyone that swallows jizz.

How to identify to your friends a person that swallows.
"Hey Carlos, why did you get married?" "That was easy, Kristina likes to "Eats the babies" after giving me head!"

The new supervisor at work is a dick, he likes to "Eat the babies" for sure.

My girlfriend is a mexican hater, she commits random acts of genocide by eating my babies!

Dr. Hannibal the cannibal lecter doesn't have shit on the sluts that Brian meets, those girls always "Eat the babies!"

Naughty Bob The Skipper is a queer, he eats his own babies!

Those two queers are off to have a baby buffet, they are gonna "Eat the babies!" for sure.
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026