eat and fuck

the act of consuming various parts of foods, dropping everything, and proceeding to immediate fornication

Ross: What the hell is this? Did Luis and Sarah just eat, drop everything, and fuck?
Jessie: Ummm. Yeah.
Ross: So thats what they did... eat and fuck.
Jessie: Yes

by Anonymous...izzle June 01, 2009

Eat my fuck

Expletive phrase employed by persons wishing to attatch no gender-based or sexually orientated connectation to his or her verbalized confrontation and or response.

"Eat my fuck, you swaybacked, infantalized whore."

by JP Reader October 09, 2005

eat some fuck

A directive given to someone in anger or displeasure

oh, why don't you just eat some fuck, asshole!

by Woody Thomas August 04, 2007

Eat fuck

Eat Shit, Get Lost, Go Fuck Yourself... etc

You can go eat fuck., I think you should eat fuck. Well you could do that or you could Eat Fuck.

by Essex121514 March 02, 2007

Eat Fuck

1) The act of randomly walking into a room with two strangers in the act of sexual intercourse and interrupting them by taking a big bite out of the vagina while the penis is inserted.
2)The simultaneous removal of the genitals between an unfortunate couple during sexual intercourse by eating.

"Eat fuck? How does that make any sense?"

"Well, it's like eating a pig in a blanket by taking a bite right down the middle."

by SpidroPeterson March 20, 2008

Eat it or fuck it

A type of would you rather where someone gives one noun and everyone else has to choose whether they would eat it or fuck it.

Blue waffle. Eat it or fuck it?

by jagans October 04, 2011

Spaghetti eating fuck

When something/someone is so majestically fabulously fantabulous that there are no words to describe them so you accuse them of eating Spaghetti because spaghetti is equally fantabulous

~For Charolinat

That chick is a spaghetti eating fuck!! So amazing

by Ninjacorn December 21, 2013