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Eastlake Middle School 

Don’t even fucking get me started. This is where all those bitch kids be throwing up gang signs and acting like they a blood be. Also all them annoying ass rich kids, they think their cool from their designer belts. Yeah and that nigga mr. Miana, if I were to shoot up the school he’d be the first on my list, he got no manners on god lmao, and THEN I’d go for the little fucking domonios pizza looking ass stupid hoe faggot fucks who flex and brag about their designer clothes. The only niggas that are chill here are the kids with autism, they the homies NO KAP. Besides all the weird thots at this school & all the school is pretty.
Bob: What school do you go to?
Fucking dumb dollar bill looking shit sit: Eastlake Middle School
Bob: Get the fuck away from me right now

eastlake middle school 

eastlake middle is trash school filled with rats LMAO. we got the hoes acting like they got asses but they really don’t. then we got the druggies always juuling in the bathrooms. oh and don’t forget the mf FURRIES. those fkn weird ass kids with the tails and ears- i cant with them. except hera cause she so hot. low key wanna be one with the wild with her if yk what i mean.

ok now for the teachers. first off, mrs rose. y’all needa stop tryna get in her mf panties bc that’s literally DiSguStAn (if you haven’t watched her wipeout video then you probably should). mr-mother-flipping-miana. what. a. hottie. but u cant let mr macias know u like mr miana because he’ll shove his walkie-talkie up ur a$$. nOw mr academia. god, what a creep. if you have or have had him as your teacher i pray to you that you don’t have stds. that mf is freaking WACK and creepy as heck, so watch out for him. last but not least, mrs wood. oh, mrs wood. she really had to get high before school and get fired LMFAO.
tyler : yo what’s that one wack ass school that all the fakes go to?
brian : rancho?
tyler : nah that’s rancho del gay
brian : oHhh you mean eastlake middle school

Eastlake Middle School 

fucking shithole where are them “relevant” kids be smoking and fighting like it’s some cool shit. they be talkin shit about everyone and when someone be talkin shit about them they go all off, they be petty asf. they think they the shit. that hellhole be getting everyone suspended. fucking melodie jade hernandez, ew. she snitch in everyone with her pussy ass who got bullied out of that school. she got slapped by samira and cried. she said she would drop her ass the the ground. bitch tf. she a hoe tryna fuck every guys who desperate.
don’t go to eastlake middle school. period.

Eastlake Middle School 

Eastlake Middle School 

Eastlake Middle School, Is a middle school in the Sweetwater Union High School District, And located in The City of Chula Vista, Located in San Diego County, California
Eastlake Middle School by Runner99 February 24, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026