earthass

the most absolute largest, universally colossal, king sized planet, mammoth ass you have ever seen owned by an individual. when seen, the viewer is tranced by a state of paralizing awe that he/she concludes that such an immensely huge ass must have some kind of benevolence to do good- has it the answer to world hunger? the cure for cancer? or something of the sort.

"hey man, did you see the size of that earthass? i cannot believe it's possible to grow an ass that large. SERIOUSLY!! having tabletop and branded mcdonald arches on both ass cheeks, dude!"

by Luke April 17, 2005

google earth ass

The condition of having an ass so large it is visible on Google Earth

If I don't go on a diet soon, I'm going to get a google earth ass.

by soapdish October 25, 2006

earthussy

A really tight cave, or a rift or ravine in the earth. It's often lush and wet. A lot of people are to quick to exit the cave, but when you get better you can go really deep.

I entered that earthussy by the lake yesterday, it was so tight.

by melkemokka May 25, 2022