earth momma

groovy crunchy-granola mom-type who cherishes and takes care of anything and everything around her without question

That earth momma down the street raises her own vegetables and her own children.

by suunflowerss July 3, 2005

A woman so big that she has her own gravitational field - best avoided when wearing beer goggles

Whooa there brother, give that earth momma a wide berth

by Wiggy March 2, 2004

70's earth momma muff

when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.

GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.

by tony January 25, 2004