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earth momma

groovy crunchy-granola mom-type who cherishes and takes care of anything and everything around her without question
That earth momma down the street raises her own vegetables and her own children.
by suunflowerss July 15, 2005
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earth momma

A woman so big that she has her own gravitational field - best avoided when wearing beer goggles
Whooa there brother, give that earth momma a wide berth
by Wiggy March 2, 2004
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70's earth momma muff

when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.
GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.
by tony January 24, 2004
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