early bird gets the wood on

(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.

Boy: Hey, early bird gets the wood on.
Boy: Haha. Just you wait

early bird gets the wood on by Crazy_Larry222 November 27, 2017

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