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Ear-cleaners 

The type of headphones that poke really deep into your ear, to block out all other sound. If ears aren't cleaned regularly, they will attract earwax
Steve: Dude, I loaned Jim my ear-cleaners and when he gave them back, they were covered in his earwax...

Tomothy: ugh thats so gross, he should clean his ears more
Ear-cleaners by puu^3dz0rz September 8, 2010

Ear/Vagina Clearer 

The second sex move on the Hardcore Sex List. Man stretches out mega floppy until it is 5 feet long. Then Insert into vagina/ear when it comes out opposite ear or the anus take one end of the mega floppy and pull back and forth successfully cleaning out ear wax/shit out of partners anus/ears.
My girlfriend couldn't hear very well so I gave her the Ear/Vagina Clearer.
Ear/Vagina Clearer by Wiggle_Wam August 27, 2013

earcleaner 

When you use a penis to clean someones ears out.
ethan: yo ron wanna use my penis to clean up that?
ron: nah im using ashleys, but thanks for the offer, ashleys my personal earcleaner:)
earcleaner by ashhhhhisshott May 25, 2011