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seven eaith 

I don't know seven is a word Idk what eaith means maybe keith
"why is 9 afraid of 7 BECAUSE SEVEN EAITH NINE"
"Shut up!"

Dinosaur Earth 

The theory of earth being shaped like a dinosaur. Countless theories exist of why it is like that, some explaining that the velociraptors reshaped earth, the meteorite that killed the dinosaur reshaped it or that Waluigi created it as a dinosaur.
George, I find it ridiculous that you think the earth isn't flat.
Well Mike, I think the flat earth theory is stupid which is why I believe in the Dinosaur Earth theory which is way more realistic

Earthquake head 

Last night's blow job was a real Earthquake head.
I thought my brain was going to explode!

earth eyes 

eyes that have shades of blues and greens, just like the surface of the earth, may have some specks of brown or gold
Boy: Yeah, she has beautiful eyes, they're earth eyes
Dude: I bet, hues of blue and green are breathtaking
earth eyes by eartheyes December 6, 2016

Dinosaur Earther

The people who are blessed with the knowledge of earth being dinosaur shaped.
Flat earthers smell so bad, I became a dinosaur earther instead.

Earthworm Sally

Earthworm Sally is a beautiful creature. She spreads diseases. Earthworm Sally is so famous that she even has her own theme song.
Albert: EARTHWORM SALLY SPREADING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI.

JULIOOOOO: *silence*
Albert: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Earthworm Sally by \_(*o*)_/ December 22, 2018