eBaytard

noun;
pronounced: e-buh-tard.

Ebay Trolls, also known as Forum Trolls who have nothing better to do than harrass eBay Sellers by emailing them and claining to know more than the Seller does about the item up for auction. Sometimes resorting to insults and mindless banter about the Seller. OR harrassing them about minor typos or misspelled words.
Selller" Would you look at this email? Another eBaytard going on about how he knows what shade of red my lunchbox is better than I do"

or

Darn eBaytards need to get a LIFE
by AnnoyedSeller August 30, 2009
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