e-tons

Huge quantities. i.e. shit-tons.

I'd like some crackers to put in my clam chowder. Can you give me lots? Like three handfuls? Yeah, e-tons of crackers, berfect, thanks.

by crashing_sux January 23, 2009

ton(e) loc

Known as a singer to such popular tunes as "funky cold medina" and "the wild thing". Contrary to popular belief, ton(e) loc refers to a crazed muscular being specializing in drumming and bonging liquids. Approach with extreme caution.

After chugging two gallons of chocolate milk, that fellow was considered a real ton loc.

by KB :) June 23, 2003

ton(e) loc

Really Badly rolled Blunt

Fuck! I just rolled a Tone loc!

by T Bags January 23, 2005