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When you prefer hanging out with the homies over any girls online so it seems kinda gay but you're straight irl.

You'd never date anyone online.
Same principle applies for opposite genders.
Do you wanna go out with me?

Sorry im *E-gay* I don't do that, maybe if we met in real life.
E-gay by Suicide? June 16, 2020
Words you can keep
Homosexual tendencies developed from being on internet forums too long. When used in real life, like pwned or lol, people tend to hate the person saying it.
Example 1: Proper Internet e-gay.
haxx0r-tim: sexnow
l33t_steve: lolk
haxx0r-tim: *sexes

Example 2: Improper Real-Life e-gay.
Tim: Hey steve, let's have sex.
Steve: What?
Tim: Lol, JK. I powned you.
Steve: ...
e-gay by scottmale24 October 15, 2005
a nerd who loves space and wears glasses and vans. you can usually find them on the stan part of twitter instead of soft and they usually silent but messy as hell and the internet makes them gayer.
brenna: omg you’re an e-gay
michael: i know right
e-gay by Ceejus2005 May 4, 2019
Imagine, like an e-girl, but it's a guy who also loves dicks.
Oh XFioraMaster18 I want your bick cock in my tight mouth.
Ew dude, you're so E-Gay
E-Gay by Kipsty September 2, 2019

3th december-no gay e-net day 

u can go as far a gay as u want in 3th december by online
Me: can i fuck u in e-sex
friend: no im not gay and plus not american and plus not 7yr
Me: its 3th december 3th december-no gay e-net day u can go as gay as u want with no being homo

3th december-no gay e-net day 

fuck ur friends in online as far as you want and nobody can say homo about it
i would sure like it 🤤...
Me: can i e-sex with u
friend: no im not a gay 7yr old american
Me: it 3th december its allowed to do it as far as u want even breaking the screen with ur dick without anyone saying homo
friend: oh fuck yeah i like this day lets do it!baby!!
3th december-no gay e-net day

Gay nigga E-sex

Big black gay niggas shaking ass on their cellular phone while cuming shitting and pissing.
Bro, I’m in the mood for some gay Nigga E-sex.
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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