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dyslogic
A genetic anomaly resulting in a person who perceives the logical relationships among facts completely backwards. This is the mental equivalent of perceiving words backwards even though the eyes are seeing them correctly. When asked, a dislogic person will identify as a rebel, a free thinker, innovative, or even brilliant....because their brains will always perceive the exact opposite of reality.
Bob was always spouting off the most obstinate and offensive opinions on every topic he blogged about. He would never admit to suffering from being dyslogic, he could never admit that his continual stream of distasteful views was anything other than channeling of God’s word to the uneducated masses. The moral compass of the dyslogic person forever points south, the easiest path to walk is uphill, the individual is seen to be stronger opponent than an entire battalion,. When a person with a dyslogic brain looks in a mirror, he sees only what he is not and what he will never be.
dyslogic by You rReal Name January 7, 2021
Dysology
The Supermyth that facemasks spread COVID19 arose from dysology arising from a combination of pseudo-science and ludicrous assumptions that were credulously accepted and then spread.
Dysology by Mythbustergeneral December 29, 2020
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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