dykesigner 

The host to the latest Home improvement show. She has a great eye for color, design and space. But she desires to butch out with the guys and drill holes in shit.

Network Producer: "We need a show on Colonial Revivals"
Staff: "Who could pull that off? Who do you see as the host?.an old guy contractor?...a hot chick?
NP: No I wanta dykesigner.

dykesigner by scottish fernando October 11, 2020

designerati 

\di-zahy-ner-RAH-tee\, plural noun:
Persons knowledgeable about design.

The designerati are taking over the world!

designerati by prosper0 January 20, 2007

Video-Game Designer 

The most kick ass job anyone could ever get. This is the job everybody wishes they had.

Kyle- "I just got a job as a Video-Game Designer!"

Tim- "You son of a bitch!" " I WANT THAT FUCKING JOB!"

Video-Game Designer by The Sex Boy July 3, 2008

Web Designer 

A Web designer is a person who creates web sites. Web designers may use Web-authoring software or an HTML editor to create the actual pages, or they may design the overall look and let a Web master do the actual coding. Most often, they are also proficient with Web graphics and images.

if you can't make a layout for your site than maybe you should hire a web deisgner.

Web Designer by Jak Dude May 6, 2005

designer lad 

a Designer lad takes on all the key characteristics of a usual lad with a few key differences. Instead of cheap tracksuit pants (usualy londsdale,nike,addidas) they are replaced with expensive designer geans eg. Dolche and gabana or g star raw. Shirts are replaced with expensive ralph lauren polo's or other polo's of similar expense and shoes are limited edition tn's. The common accesories among these "designer lads" include Dolche and "gabba" bum bag and/or dolche and "gabba" hat or equivilent brand usualy worn like a nike dri fit

the designer lad walked past and everyone went quite cause he looked way more fresh then the other usual lads

designer lad by lahhhhhhd June 29, 2010

Graphic designer 

A slave to the pixel, print and ideas. Dealing in anything two-dimensional, especially printed materials, anything that has to do with communicating images and text. Also dabbles across other creative industries, the most versatile and underpaid designer of them all.

I'm a graphic designer who can also do fashion, product, architecture, web, marketing, advertising, media planning, project management, event management, animation, illustration and even photography; somebody shoot me!

A: I'm a graphic designer.
B: May the Lord be with you.

A: I'm in the marketing, advertising and artistic industry, but i don't have a credit card, what am i?
B: You're a Graphic Designer!

Graphic designer by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

designer whore 

a person who only cares for/wears designer labels

man walks by in head-to-toe Gucci, brand name clearly visible
Person one - "What a designer whore."
Person two - "Totally."

designer whore by samurai_earl April 9, 2008