dittlefinger

A person who regularly fingers his own asshole, and proceeds to lick the his finger for a taste addiction.

You're a fucking dittlefinger ! Always being gay and shit.

Dude, stop being a dittlefinger, it's just weird.

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Littlefingered

When someone's grand scheme ultimately backfires on them in the worst way imaginable.

Tommy tried to break up Jill and John by spreading lies, John found out and cut his throat. Tommy got littlefingered.

by RollUpDeTassa September 2, 2017

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v. to manipulate people excessively and brilliantly to achieve your own goals.

Origin: Game of Thrones Character Littlefinger

A: "Stephanie totally littlefingered her way into becoming prom queen."
B: "I know what a stone cold bitch."

by 12345GOT January 6, 2015

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When you grab a chicks ass and a finger gets to crack happy.

That chicks ass is so nice i wouldnt mind catching a dinglefinger...

by Cosh Jalkins March 7, 2011

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Something that wags all their fingers at things like they want to diddle something.

1: You see that guy over there?
2: Yeah why is he wagging his fingers at us like that? Kinda creepy.
3: We like to call those Diddlefingers.

by Flaming Raven July 4, 2025

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When you are taking a shit and you are about to wipe, but some shit falls off your asshole onto your finger.

"Ew, I just got a dinglefinger, ruined a totally good shit"

by Thisistotallyme December 29, 2025

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