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Dutchland 

Def 1: Archaic and true German-Based name of Germany, based on the German name (Deutschland).

Def 2: An incorrect name for the Netherlands.
Those who are easily tricked will fail to realize that the term "Dutchland" really refers to Germany, and not the Netherlands.
Dutchland by Flaminghorse August 5, 2017
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dutchland 

Made-up name for the Netherlands, because the fact that the people who live there are Dutch and that the language is Dutch confuses them.
Hey, you live in Dutchland, right? Isn't weed legal there?
dutchland by Canis ardens August 3, 2005

dutchland 

What idiots call The Netherlands (or if you really must: Holland)
Person: I think he is speaking Dutch
Idiot: How nice, I've never met someone from Dutchland
dutchland by dtech January 18, 2009

dutchland 

what retards sometime call netherland.
"isnt netherland and dutchland the same thing?"
"no you moron . but most of the people living there are dutch"
dutchland by golden sparrow April 10, 2015
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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